1st Lesson- Do Not Love

The first and foremost lesson, ‘never ever fall in love at the first sight’. This is a very important lesson that we people need to learn. Now those of you who had the patience to go through my introduction and thought me wise would have come to a conclusion that I am a runaway from a mental hospital.
But dear readers let me tell you why the first lesson is so mind blowing. First of all let me tell you the disadvantages of falling in love at first sight.
1) You are tongue tied before him/her.
2) You are unable to express you true thought.
3) Your heart races like a Ferrari when he/she is near
4) Your body sweats. (this makes you even more undesirable)
5) Your body language is out of control.
6) You do not feel asleep.
7) You do not feel hungry.
8) You hate your friends.
9) In short you become mad.

Going through the above disadvantages you will realise why my first lesson was not to love. I do not ask you not to fall in love for your whole life time; I am just merely requesting you not to fall in love at the very first sight or meeting.
So to those who do not adhere to my request here is an explanation;
Have you ever been in the company of a joyful friend who laughs a lot and appears to be so hot that you cannot resist eating him/her? Just notice him/her the next time closely and try digging without his/her knowledge about their love life and the reply will be
“Hey I have got many girlfriends/boyfriends but I do not believe in love” or
“I hate falling in love although I get nearly ten proposals each week”.
What is he/she trying to say? He/she doesn’t mean to say that they are not interested in love life; they are saying that they are keeping themselves open to opportunities for a hotter partner. And this attitude of theirs is enough to bring in more love letters and proposals.
Let us assume for the sake of ease in explanation that you have fallen in love with a boy/girl without even knowing his/her name (I know this is real insanity and it’s not love while it is just infatuation). What is next? You run behind him/her trying to find his/her name. You chase till his/her house (definitely girls won’t do this part because they are born smarter). And after finding all the necessary information one day you try talking to him/her and he/she looks down at you. So why make a big deal? Be indifferent but note your target and relax because this world, my friend is very small, and your heart will find him/her.
Now coming up for the advantages if you do not fall in love;
1) Your communication increases
2) You start working with your head to execute plans you made.
3) You have no fear.
4) You have a smile on your face
5) You can touch him/her without any hesitation (this is really important)
6) Of all, you will be booming with new ideas.


Keeping the advantages in mind let us move to the next step.